Goonerds!
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Right, what an entertaining game we had against WBA. I’ve never bought the ‘Great match for a neutral’ simply because there’s no such thing as a neutral. If you support a team, any team, then you are not – and by definition cannot be – a neutral. Choosing a team is not neutral, and from that decision onwards neutrality is impossible. If there were such a thing as a football fan who didn’t have a team (and I’m yet to meet one) then perhaps yes, but once you set one team apart from all the others, all the others become rivals. Neutrals don’t like football, so it was a shit match for a neutral, they all are!
Both teams went out to win this match and as such a great game of football ensued. A few near penalties, squandered chances, the good and the bad of Wilshire, the intensity of Ozil’s composure, Giroud’s increasingly delicate touch (the latter two no doubt connected) and a result which – if not ideal – maintains our unbeaten run and keeps us at the top of the table. Nice.
I’m not a football player, I do play occasionally, but I’m kak, and whatever an Arsenal player does on the pitch I try to understand it, including the mistakes, which are human, we all make them. Equally I’m not a manager, and although Wenger works in mysterious ways I admire a man who has the confidence in a plan and perseveres when it seems everyone is telling him to do something else. There’s always been a conviction in Arsene’s decisions, he’s like the Field Marshall Montgomery of the premier league, and now – not before time – we’re starting to reap the rewards of a long period of adjustment and transition. In individual players (Ozil to the league, Wilshire to the adult world, Ramsey to being excellent, Giroud to being a winner, and a back four that has taken more shit than any other back four and yet still stepped up to the plate brilliantly) and in terms of Arsenal the phenomena, the fans, the business, the history and the future; Arsenal are adapting, the operative word in Darwin’s theory of evolution, and it feels right.
If I think what it was like to be a Gooner for the last two years compared to what it is like now, it’s like the same beast but one ridden bareback, one in a nice saddle, with stirrups and the other stuff that remains outside of my class experience. The tension that fizzed and crackled like static at The Emirates whenever ANYONE not in an Arsenal shirt had the ball. The dull walk home en mass up the Hornsey Road like one great weary sludge, moving only on the frictionless sheen of tears on the tarmac as another defeat sank in, another injury ruled out a player for-nearly-ever, another sale of another top player, another humiliating cup exit. It was all rather unfunny.
Not now, eh? This is good fun, right? We’ve not won anything yet, sure, but if you’re not enjoying being a Gooner right now you have lost touch of what it means to support a club, your sense of entitlement as exemplified by uber anus Piers Morgan has lost touch with reality. Wind yourself in or fuck off. Black bags on seats? That helps, I’m sure. There’s a seam of Gooner who is enjoying things reluctantly. A ridiculous situation, a response – in short – of the spoiled.
We go into the interlull now which hopefully means next time we play we should have a few players returning from injury. And there’s plenty of them. Our midfield is awesome, its depth is awesome, its talent awesome and the recent run of results reflect this tri-awesomeness with awesomesque awesomness. Piss off, I’m happy.
Enjoy yourselves. Enjoy Wilshire as he breaks the shell of youth and becomes an adult, a mature player (Wengers decision to keep him on was genius and will no doubt fill the lad with confidence) .Enjoy Ramsey – it’s easy. Enjoy Giroud, who no one (except Wenger) really had much faith in; we didn’t really buy it, right? Enjoy being wrong about it. Enjoy Ozil as he makes passes at angles we never knew existed (are both his feet individually ambidextrous? Is that possible? Enjoy it). Enjoy The Kos, who nearly lost us the match with a shove in the back that should have been a pen, enjoy getting the wrong decision. Enjoy Bendtners silly silly silly hair, the dope!
Ooh to be a Gooner, enjoy!
Later.
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